dutch

1) rude, unfriendly, inhospitable, unwelcoming, xenophobic;
2) generally crappy, miserable;
3) excessively bureaucratic, full of red tape
1) Hey what's you're problem? Stop being so dutch.
2) Don't bother seeing that movie, it was totally dutch.
3) The DMV loves being dutch.
by Dutchman June 19, 2006
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a dutch cigar unraveled, rolled in the first layer, than u wrap the other paper around in it making a long lastin blunt usually 45mins to an hour if done right
Yo pass that dutch
Roll that dutch nigga
by BloodShot July 02, 2004
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dutch

1) Of, or pertaining, to girls that wear wooden soled shoes with slutty garments to nice events, such as weddings, proms, funerals or brunch.

2) A term used to denote a female who is easy, loose, or slutty.
1) "Look, I can see that dutch girl's thong."

2) "That girl is totally dutch."

by Dutch Angel July 25, 2006
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The race having excessively small penises, have only 1 pair of shoes but just got a new pair with sexy white laces, and is constantly pleasuring his or herself. Some add an "i" to the ends of their names to become porn stars, whilst uthers become aware of the fact of there dutch heritage and become Spekta.
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Dutch is the name of an idiot, who tries to make awful plans and likes letting his boyfriend abuse his own son who is severely sick. Dutch is also very jealous of his really cool brother Butch, and doesn’t understand why he is smarter than him. He also hates when people say insist.
Bill: “BACK OF JOHN BEFORE I KILL YA!!!”

John: “Calm down bill, you know dutch is a fool. I IMPLORE YOU to start following butch.”

Bill: “YOU IMPLORES ME!?!?!? Although you know what you are right, butch is better, let’s go kill dutch.”

John: “I am right behind ya bill.”
by Notbutchvanderlindeatall May 14, 2019
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Dutch -noun; To let your friends to in the most horrendous ways.
by Vestern December 02, 2016
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Arthur: Do you know the quickest way to France
Max: Are you dutch?
by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021
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