double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).

Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.

by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008

Rachel Duncan Thing

Wanting to have sexual relations with someone for no obvious reason.

Dude Jessica is a Rachel Duncan Thing.
Agreed.

by silent like a g in lasagna January 27, 2011

Duncle

A guy that is someone's dad and uncle at the same time. So, it would be incest with their sister. Yeah, sick.

In Phelps, Wisconsin everyone's inbred so many kids have duncles and a mant.

by Chelzor April 27, 2006

Duncans, the

Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.

Proper use of 'Duncans, the':

"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"

by Outstanding Posse March 27, 2009

Duncan

Duncan is the best type in the whole entire world. With outstanding good looks and amazing intelligence ( not to mention an amazing body). Has many desirable qualities such as courage, caring and protective.
Looks out for friends and family ( and pets) and is the coolest guy in the whole world =)

Awwww isn't Duncan the best <3

by m-.e-.l January 18, 2009

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

Darien Dunch

Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack

Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..

by Bennoo March 20, 2008