improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.

My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

sweater dumplings

Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.

That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.

by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019

Cum Dumpling

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

Saké dumpling special

When you have an Asian bitch lick soy sauce off your balls

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"Amy came over and gave me a saké dumpling special."

"Nice!"

by arliebarley February 14, 2020

Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020