am I dreaming

When something is crazy unbelievable. Could be used when you think someone is stunning
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.

*sarah posts on insta*
lex: “oh my god am I dreaming🤩🤩”

by world star cash money September 28, 2021

Dilating

The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.

Hey, can you hurry up in there?! I am dilating big time!

by thee_agrizzle August 27, 2012

gay drifting

The art of laying on your back in the river Taff in south Wales; naked with a sail attached to your erect penis.
The old bridge in Ponty is a popular meeting point for gay drifters. Races are held on the third Sunday in every month.

Kev: What you up to today then Mike Fillery?
Mike: I'm off down Ponty with Drew for a bit of gay drifting, you coming?
Kev: No

by Mike Fillery March 30, 2009

drifting

Drifting (v.) The act of an Xbox 360 controller 'skipping' when playing a first person shooter (such as Modern Warfare 2). Usually caused by getting pizza dough in it; causes a higher sensitivity in the analog sticks.

Cowan was playing CoD with James, Clark, and Stru one day when his Uncle Gianluca needed help in the kitchen making a calzone. As he was kneading the dough, he got his controller caught in it and got pizza dough under the joysticks. To this day, the controller has him drifting all over the place if he's trying to quick scope.

by UglyStru August 14, 2010

Drexting

Sending images of yourself or others dressed up in various outfits, and/or receiving the same.
Like sexting which is sending sexy images, Drexting is sending dressy images.
Whereas sexting usually involves taking clothes off, Drexting involves putting clothes on.

"What can we wear to the ball?"
"Well... Let's raid our closets and do a little Drexting; I'm sure we'll come up with something."

by That Dance Guy November 27, 2012

Dreathing

The combination of drowning and breathing

Micheal has problems with dreathing

by MeJsj October 19, 2019

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009