douchexter

Men who exhibit douchey behavior via text before meeting in person.

I started talking to this guy I met online. We were having a great conversation til he became a douchexter.

by Achinass November 6, 2015

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016

Doucheterstrudel

Noun; Another word for douchebag, or douche canoe.

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.

by Kpmadness July 18, 2016

Douchementum

when someone is making offensive remarks, and they know how the room feels, but they are on a roll and can’t stop because they are way too into the joke

Kanye could see the look on America’s face when he talked about trump, but he couldn’t stop himself as his douchementum was growing by the second

by rehabrobbie September 26, 2018

Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.

Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019

Douchemire

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019