someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return
My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor
by Kevin Yao August 22, 2015
by LizzieDizzie September 18, 2009
John Mayer's Playboy interview took douchbaggedness to an all new level. He has surpassed even the former King of DB Kanye. Examples of his douchebaggedness can be seen in his tweets and all interviews he gives.
by nldgirl February 12, 2010
A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.
*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh!"
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.
by ZGVDHRTR.IIX September 23, 2011
k1234567890y accused his co-worker of being sinister and bitesome as a cobra and kept talking shits about him out of nothing? what a fucking douchebag k1234567890y is!
by it is not your business July 27, 2019
A person who acts with complete and utter disregard for anyone besides themselves and is only working towards their own gain.
Thomas Edison was a quintessential douchebag.
by Paikaia July 11, 2012
The epidemy of a car salesman who comes in and acts like he knows everything, is quick to judge everyone and find a million negative things to say about them let alone talk down to them like they are stupid when he himself thinks that he is better than everyone because he has an I phone. He has to one up anything anyone says and is hated by everyone yet is still convinced that he is The coolest person on earth.
by ladydevil February 27, 2010