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Doof

Guy 1:HURR DURR FURRRRRR

Guy 2:....Your a doof.

Guy 1:DERR HURR DURR FURRRRR
by Rytas April 20, 2011
mugGet the Doofmug.

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.
by LordWatson July 12, 2003
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doof

A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.
Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!
by senior doof August 28, 2007
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choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.
Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof
by zhobo October 15, 2017
mugGet the choof choof on the doof doofmug.

doof

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."
by peteymas September 13, 2007
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Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.
by Jonathan April 9, 2004
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Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017
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