Any obsolete or obscure device, equipment, piece of technology, or object, usually no longer being produced and seldom needed, with the exception of a single infrequent critical task.

Due to it's depreciated status, it is usually a near impossible item to acquire, however it is not necessarily expensive.

IT Guy 1: To get Harvey's favourite astrology program to work, I'll have to somehow get a hold of a 5.25'' floppy drive.

IT Guy 2: Oh man, where you gonna get a dodo egg like that? No one's making floppy drives anymore! Can't you just get him a newer program?

IT Guy 1: I wish, but he insists that no other program will do. Besides, he pays hourly.

Dodo Egg by Whimsy September 27, 2010

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dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

dodo smack by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

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