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Make A Distraction

The greatest band in the world. Full stop. The kind of band you would happily give your new puppy away for to a butcher just so that you could listen to them once.
Tom cruise- Some one fucking film me... i'm not getting any attention

Producer- Make A Distraction

Tom Cruise- ah makes sense now
by Emeraldpandora August 20, 2009
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distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.
After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.
by wat thehell January 23, 2008
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Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!
by windadam April 17, 2009
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Distractinator

Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.
Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!

Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!
by opticalmask April 10, 2010
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distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you
I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)
by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020
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erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
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Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.
Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
by astrodude February 21, 2010
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