Long Distance Relationship

Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

Me: Are you still with Ashley?
Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long-distance relationship work.

Long Distance Relationship by allymcmally25 September 25, 2004

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Heterosexual distance

The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)

Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".

No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!

Heterosexual distance by Ovinor January 12, 2011

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Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

Long Distance Yawn by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010

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O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

O'Hanlon Distance by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

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