dyslexic chariot

When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...

I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.

by Erich Bastel June 12, 2007

dyslexic

Mental condition,

- Short term memory bad
- Handwriting bad
- Spelling bad
- Occasionaly words will become jumbled when read


Never heard of anything being read backwards :|

Im sweating as much as a dyslexic on countdown - offensive grr lol

by :) May 13, 2005

dislexyc

Those who get their i's and y's confused.

I am dislexyc and my favourite actress is Marylin Monroe and my favourite singer is Marylin Manson. By the way is Cyndi Lauper for real?

by Bylli May 19, 2009

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009

dyslexic

a disease that makes you see things backwards or screwy

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by KrisMen September 15, 2003

dyslexic

If you had it you would never find this definition. Why didn't they call it JEFF?

Dyslexic people cant catch because the part of the brain used for catching is closely related to seeing words and interpereting them. Did I mispell anything?

by dont hit me August 13, 2003

Dyslexic

Spastic

Dyslexic person: hi, i'm dyslexic
Normal person: wow, what a spastic

by spastic123 July 24, 2011