Dimism

Dimism: Noun. Dim'-ism. Etymology: Dim - Greek slang for Dimworth. Ism - applying a particular trait of...

Definition: To scrounge, blag, or be unbelievably tight-arsed and be proud to tell people about it.

USAGE: "Have you heard the latest Dimism" "Even I can't believe this Dimism he told me the other day"

1. He blagged a very very expensive hotel in Paris on the weekend as part of his "business." The concierge told him after the first night of blaggery that he had only been booked in for one night. The PR person said he could stay in his room for the other night at a reduced rate, but he went on their internet and booked a 20 Euro a night hostel instead

2. He is planning his leaving date for Friday November 3rd, but he realised that if he left the Monday after, he would get paid for the weekend.

by Yoric August 23, 2006

dimischmifobia

The phobia of doing anything productive. When a person has a mildly case of this fear, this may result in this person being lazy. In severe cases this phobia can make this person so lazy, that he will stop studying and stay forever at home laying on the sofa afraid of doing anything.

Have you seen John lately, I heard he stopped studying. Do you know he has found work yet?
- The doctor diagnosed him with dimischmifobia. I don't think he looked for work yet.
Oh no that terrible disease has another victim :(

by timtemtummy August 7, 2012

demostanis

A fictive person.

are you demostanis??
no

by demostanis March 6, 2021

spottin dimes

A display of using very good vision.

Jerry : how could you see that from all the way over there?
George : I was spottin dimes.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Chris Dimas

Below average Canadian chess specimen, with a current handicap of 888. Chris Dimas currently has a moderate to above average kill count with majority of the victims coming from tinder or bumble. Voted best boy in the world by his mother, Chris Dimas has achieved everything he has set his mind to except the kill on Rachel Martin.

Hey, look! It's Chris Dimas that cum dumpster! Open up Chris!

Hey, isn't that the beetlejuice guy?

by Chris Dimas March 25, 2019

Putting dimes in the dollar jar

Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)

She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

Michael Dicostanzo

Michael DiCostanzo is a TikTok Star who plays wordle, weaver and other word challenges with his TikTok friend Savannah (dailywordle). Michael is known for his basketball and frisbee videos back in 2019.

“You should see Michael Dicostanzos new video.”

“Michael Dicostanzo is so cool!”

by randomperson82738 March 27, 2023