Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

by DanSexy January 6, 2008

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident August 6, 2013

dildo dylan

A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.

Oi Dildo Dylan, where's the whip?

by Fuckyoudylan November 25, 2017

dildarchery

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.

I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!

by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018

dildo snob

A person who feels entitled to only the very highest-end dildos that are so costly that the average person could not possibly afford one.

Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021