Dickslam

Verb. The act of engaging in vigorous, and possibly violent coitus with a preselected partner. The sexual relations are always consentual and are performed by wizards of their craft, strictly picking up the classiest and hottest girls for participation in the 'dickslam'. The term was popularised in early 2009 by a cult, religious sect based in Brighton, England, known loosely as the 'dickslammaz'.

Shaniqua: Hey Latrice was gud yo?
Latrice: ye im gud b, daaaam why y'all walkin like u been fukd by a dog wi two dicks??
Shaniqua: It's those goddamn dickslammaz gyal. day be trippin yo. day ruind dis pussaaay.
Latrice: well u knew wat u was gettin yoself into bitch but damnnn yo pussy STAAAAAANK!!!
Shaniqua: thnx b...

by Rhynosaur April 9, 2010

dicksappointed

to be disappointed in the size of a lover's penis.

Susie was dicksappointed by Johnny's member.

by the real cool dude March 29, 2016

Dicklapsed

When you dropped a dude because he wasn’t good enough for you then not too long later you’re back on his dick cause you’re slightly weak. It’s ok hunny you’ll get through it

Bella was doing so good dropping her toxic man until she dicklapsed, poor girl.

by Urban Ninja Bro September 6, 2018

dick slap september

Starting on september 1st, ending on the 30th, you can slap eachothers dicks without being gay as fuck

Oh, its Dick Slap September, no homo tho

by nohomogayboy September 1, 2019

Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

by pancifer May 30, 2018

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

dick slap

Ashley Schaffer's game

Thats may game, dick slappin is my game.

by ashleyschafferbmw November 20, 2009