Dickfienia

A disorder which affects all penises who engage in the act of anal sex with a person that's just performed a Coffee Enema. Since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black cock. Anyone contemplating anal sex with a partner that's hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. If there is still no relief and the penis is hard AF, ask your partner to perform a super dooper blow job.

Dick: "I 'd rather suffer from Dickfienia than buy Viagra, it's cheaper and natural. Viagra might be out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"

by Dicknified November 12, 2017

dickfageroni

When the head of the penis is overly massive, pepperoni pizza size

Wow, I love the dickfageroni!

by Fageronilover123 April 20, 2018

Dickriderhans

A word to describe men who would rather play with girls than other men.

I'm a homosexual man who likes to play with girls they call me Dickriderhans or just Lars

by u gay lars January 29, 2018

dickrider

nakir

you always wanna nakir(dickride)
don't be such a nakir (dickrider)

by tati brown July 21, 2018

Dickrider

Somebody who always on my case

Yeah I ate some ice cream & elaine was being a dickrider

by Ayoooo12 April 28, 2019

dickrider

a dickrider is a person who is always trying to follow people and start drama and are always on peoples dick !

get the fuck away from me you are a dickrider

by tyb-taliaa February 5, 2020

Dickrider

DJ akademiks

“ damn bro you heard that new drake song? “Nah man you starting to sound like dickrider”

by Reginald the goat November 4, 2021