supposedly a country in Europe, Denmark is a famed mythical land whose existence was disproved by genius Italian scientists during renaissance, despite this many people still believe that Denmark is a real place.
person 1: Denmark looks like a nice place, I want to go there
person 2: you can't. Denmark isn't real
person 2: you can't. Denmark isn't real
by Denmark denier July 25, 2023
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The country of vikings, good beer and socialism that actually works.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
Jens: I broke my leg and had to get it fixed.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
by Sigvald the Dane January 15, 2019
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2. Women! Tall blonde/brown haired girls is overall and under 10% of Danes is over weight
3. Hygge! Hygge is the feeling you get when you are cozy and having a good time with friends and family Danes is experts in this
4. Vikings! Just why not?
5. Language! Some of the word Danes say may sound English, and actually it’s because of the Viking that invaded Britain so word like egg/æg, window/vindue and salad/salat sounds the exact same
2. Women! Tall blonde/brown haired girls is overall and under 10% of Danes is over weight
3. Hygge! Hygge is the feeling you get when you are cozy and having a good time with friends and family Danes is experts in this
4. Vikings! Just why not?
5. Language! Some of the word Danes say may sound English, and actually it’s because of the Viking that invaded Britain so word like egg/æg, window/vindue and salad/salat sounds the exact same
by The.dane November 19, 2017
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Get the Denmark mug.Friend: Hey man where are you from?
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you
by hepno September 6, 2022
Get the Denmark mug.The Queen of Denmark is the rebel queen that broke the rules for the deputy commander, Lee Joong-chan, to take her lover, and to give her his love in return, the Queen of Denmark exists in every century, as someone else, and she meets her lover, in different ways as he reaches to her heart, and he will always be there
Nika: Yo Lee if you were the queen of Denmark now, who would be your lover?
Lee: …
Lee: Lee Joongchan
Nika: no, seriously
Lee: ok
Lee: Lee Chan
Lee: …
Lee: Lee Joongchan
Nika: no, seriously
Lee: ok
Lee: Lee Chan
by thequeenofdenmark August 13, 2018
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