Deacon

To leave an online forum in a huff.

Fuck you guys. You guys are assholes. I'm Deaconing out of here

by Burt Sugarman March 12, 2010

Deacon

A 5 foot 6 neek who has made the deadest song known to man, also cannot get into a good relationship with a good looking girl because his IQ is single digits

Yo look, the loner kid just got rejected by the hot bitch

Yea bro he's a typical Deacon

by mayoroflondon July 5, 2021

Kid Named Deacon

Deacon is a kid who speaks in many different accents. His favourites are australian and russian. He has an addiction to vodka 👍🏼

“This guy is passed out at a party... he played a Kid Named Deacon”

by SHOTTY April 21, 2020

Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.

person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably

by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018

Deacon Bumps

noun: the bumps that are located either on the rolls or just the back of a deacon's neck

Deacon Bumps on the rear neck

by tommy01 April 19, 2009

Deacon

a wild cunt wagon

look at that deacon

by always fly and ready to die November 21, 2016

deacon phoenix

Usually a very attractive male and every body wants him good at sports and good with the ladies

You see deacon Phoenix the smoking hot football player over there

by Savagelife27 May 26, 2017