detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 13, 2021

selective PMT

When your girlfriend is nice to everyone else bar you whilst on her period

Jane went from crying and wanting to kill me to resembling Mother Theresa as soon as her friend phoned, I put this down to her selective PMT

by howard1976 June 6, 2014

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.

C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?

by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019

Selective Slut

1. (noun) Similar to a Pocket Slut, a selective slut, acts slutty, sexually uninhibited, and loose, but only to entice the guys she's attracted to. She'll wear tight clothes, talk and act skanky, and dance like a ho, trying to get attention, but gets offended when guys she's not interested in (ugly guys) hit on her as well. A selective slut apparently doesn't understand that her actions effect all guys, not just the ones she's interested in. When a hot guy takes notice of her, he's being "responsive to her sex appeal". When an ugly guy takes notice of her, he's a "leering pervert".

2.(verb) A girl "selective sluts" a man when she acts overtly sexual towards him, but turns off her charms as soon as someone else is watching... usually.

1. Phil: "I tried hitting on that girl in the red, the one with the skirt so short her panties are showing, and she told me to fuck off, all bitchy and shit. Damn!"
Craig: "Yeah. She's a selective slut that one. If you were tall dark and handsome with a flashy car, she'd be all over you."

2. Janie: "I was tryna to selective slut that hot guy from Automotive, all bending over, stretching, and moaning and shit in the break room, but fuckin' Eddie from plumbing kept coming in and interuppting!"
Danielle: "Shitty! But who cares what Eddie thinks. Just keep going next time."
Janie: "I don't want Eddie hitting on me! He's gross!"

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007