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BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) 

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.

3rd Degree Gay 

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.
Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!

Arts Degree 

A construct of the middle classes that allows young adults to spend the best part of three years happily wasted, learning a lot of nice- yet ultimately useless information, without detriment to future employment prospects.
Science student: are you just gonna sit there hung over all day, think of me as i do my 9-5 lab shift

Arts student: no, remember i do an arts degree: i might ponder whether life is just a dream or start my essay on existentialism... nah, there's still vodka left from last night.
Arts Degree by FitouKing May 18, 2010

Wife Degree

A girl that is looking to marry a guy who makes a good sum of money in order to stay home and have children. Many girls who do this attend the colleges themselves and move around from place to place on the premise that they "can't find what suits there wants" for there future. They then marry a guy who has a degree and subtly quit college and pretend as if they tried and just wanted to focus on married life.
Guy 1:Dude, I am so glad I broke up with Ashley.
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1:Because two months after me she was engaged to another guy in my Engineering Class and he said she just wants to stay at home now.
Guy 2:She was looking for the Wife Degree wasn't she?
Wife Degree by Cheez is rice April 19, 2009

3rd degree 

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one
My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

2nd Degree Burn 

Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted
A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.

A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
2nd Degree Burn by Elevendyhundred October 21, 2010