The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020
Get the Total Defecationmug. Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
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by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017
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Get the defecating a bombmug. The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
Get the Penal defecationmug. Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
Get the defecationmug. The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024
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