Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

Demon of Deception

A Demon from the Demiverse, possessed with the power of pure deception.

Body of shapeshifting powers, heavy and black winged, spanning great and strong as silver. Unstable tempered beast, fleshed fluff spun in dark energy. Draining the life from the soul attached to their coil. “Such fear the Demon of Deception brought, such destruction it stained to the Humans." However, the Followers respect this being, perhaps out of fear or lust.

by Ceppie-san September 26, 2021

deception butterfly

The ripple effects associated with deceptions. Often interlinked with chaos theory.

The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.

Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...

Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭

Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭

Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened

person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!

by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021

Deception party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deceit/deception.

They threw me a deception party and I hated it.

Do not do a deception party please.

Sometimes a deception party is really fun.

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023