Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

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Derk

Amazing and beautyful person.

Derk has a big penis

by Jaxcks December 23, 2016

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Derk

some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.

look at that guy he looks like a derk.

by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022

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Derk

A dank meme term used to describe something or someone in a negative or foolish manner. Often said when someone does something stupid, awkward, or just plain embarrassing. Think of it as calling someone a goof, but with more internet flavour.

"You are a derk"
"Derk moment"

by Sigmaboi enigma May 12, 2025

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