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Daughter-in-law

A daughter-in-law is the woman your son is married to, she can be a sweet loving young woman who you are proud to admit to your family or she could be the evil witch you wish you could pour water over and she instantly disappears
My oldest son's wife is my ideal daughter-in-law
My 2nd sons wife is the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz pass me the bucket of water
by Histeria February 3, 2010
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daughne

daughne olivia heheheh basically daughne was supposed to be daughter but they changed it because daughne sounded too difficult to pronounce that people might say daphne instead. daughne is also a name hehe
“Hey Daughne, I see your pussy cat
“My daughne was supposed to go to school today but she ditched lol just to be with her boyfriend, noah”
by coinzieee November 21, 2021
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band daughter/son

An ex-fan who has established an almost mentorly relationship with a celebrity they used to stan , giving them clout and the added boost of meeting and knowing famous people.
“God, ever since Avery became a band daughter/son she’s been so stuck up!”
“Yeah! Ever since she became friends with *insert celebrity here* she’s gained 10,000 followers AND got invited to a premiere!”
by altgirl22 February 23, 2020
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Marry your daughter type of guy

A high, odd praise from a father (or man) to call another man a marry your daughter type of guy. A marry your daughter type of guy takes life’s ups and downs in stride, without being negative. He treats women with class and respect, gets to know their families, and is loyal. At the end of the day, he is someone you can trust with your daughter through thick and thin to treat her right and raise a family.
"He's a marry your daughter type of guy."

--Brandon Beane on Mitch Trubisky
by mydtog December 30, 2022
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Jerry's Daughter

Intoxication to the point of physical retardation and/or mongoloid facial expressions.
I was so wasted last night I looked like Jerry's Daughter.
by shmc prophet May 20, 2011
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Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*
"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"
by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021
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Daughtry

v - to purchase the music of an American Idol finalist who lost to a much less talented singer. Added to language when finalist Chris Daughtry, who has sold over a million records, placed a paltry 4th place in season 5 of the hit show, losing to Taylor Hicks, who's album has not broken 100,000 sales.
I was so angry that Kathreine McPhee lost on Idol. It doesn't matter, because I am going to daughtry her album anyway.
by JerW. March 28, 2007
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