D..T..F..

Drive through food

Hey are you D..T..F.. Mcdonalds closes at 12.

by Cuddy2000 March 17, 2021

D.t.s

Down. To. Smoke

“Are you down to smoke a joint”
“Are you D.T.S?”

by Gyros97 June 4, 2021

D.T.P

1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.

2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

d.t.b.

“i believed in u, shoulda told me u had a seat in u. this whole time u was frontin and i ain’t see it in u. now i’m thinkin what was u doin when i ain’t sleep w u. now ur tooth brush is my new Jordan clean up.” -a boogie wit da hoodie

me: bro, she played me
a boogie: d.t.b. 4 life

by a boogie fan September 12, 2022

D.T.F.A.N.D.

Down to fuck and not date

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship”
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”

by Shartlett November 17, 2022

D.T.A (deep throat action)

...last night i got some D.T.A from girlfriend and man was it mind blowing

that chick gives good D.T.A (deep throat action) blow jobs

by Oldskool 1976 June 12, 2024

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face

Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

by Bitchytaco69 March 14, 2017