chronicized

to make chronic, addictive, serious.

" I've chronicized my Bioshock habbit."
" all they need is a multiplayer, perhaps Bioshock 2?"

by Prophint December 9, 2007

Chrondonesia

A word used by a super high male who is so high of the CHRONIC, Has so much stash and has a female grabbing on his testies, so he can say what he want because and only because he has the CHRONIC.

-ay man what kind of shit is this?
-some chrondonesia that will slap you in yo face, twist yo mind, fuck your brain and eventually knock you out.

by Pimpomac June 3, 2009

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

Chronium

A local term for a blowjob, originating in the Lebanon, Pennsylvania region

Person 1: Did you hear about Dave and Julie last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, Dave received mad chronium. I'm honestly kinda jealous.

by PresidentFunk March 28, 2022

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane

Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

by swampthing69 May 3, 2009

chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.

A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”

by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021

Chrone

The space where the base of the shaft meets the top of the ballsack

My chrone is so itchy!

by Opethereitis January 22, 2017