Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

by Dub April 1, 2005

ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.

Jim is being a real ass clone today.

by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006

clonecest

When clones have sex with each other.

Julie trailed her fingers up Julie's arm and along her collarbone. Julie threw her head back and moaned. Then Julie looked right into Julie's blue green eyes, and stared hungrily at her clone. They locked lips, and fell to the floor, groping each other's perfect identical bodies. They were committing clonecest, and it was wonderful.

by narcissexual March 5, 2008

colon

An intestinal waterslide. Fluid and solids go in, fluid is absorbed and solids are passed out the rectum.

My colon is on fire after eating Taco Bell.

by percussiondrummer July 21, 2015

Clonecesterbation

Cloncesterbation (n.) - clone incest masturbation. The answer to the infamous question "If you made a clone and had sex with it, would it be homosexual, incest, or masturbation"

So Bruh, if I had sex my with my clone, would it be gay sex, incest, or masturbation?

Silly boy, it would be clonecesterbation!

by EthanOfCarrs August 10, 2016

clonebro

Your bro who thinks just like you, you have an epic bromance going on between you, and you two are amazing friends. They're your clonebro because they're like a clone of you, they think the same way, and they act the same way, and they often find each other saying the same stuff at the same time. Clonebros are always vibing together and they're always in each other's stupid ideas.

bro 1: aw, we're such clonebros
bro 2: I wanted to say the same thing
bro 1: exactly

by dope bnana February 14, 2021

clonidine

Sedative drug that is prescribed in low doses for blood pressure problems and sleeping

I love clonidine

by Forsha February 20, 2021