cumshot chimaev

Inspired by welterweight UFC fighter Khamzat Chimaev, this maneuver consists of a fireman’s carry takedown and, after assuming the dominant position, cumming on the opponent’s face. Perfect for both the octagon and the bedroom.

I was chillin with my girl yesterday, one thing led to another and I ended up giving her a cumshot chimaev.

by sadsappy November 7, 2021

Canine Cumshot

Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.

Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.

John: WTF!

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

Courtesy Cumshot

When you cum on a 4 or below out of pity.

Jenny has been going after me for so long that I just had to give her a courtesy cumshot

by Courtesycumshot July 20, 2016

cumshot oasis

During sex, the man has reached climax many times and has ejaculated on her/his body countless times. The man feels so happy and the feeling is so discreet for him that it is a mans destiny and oasis.

OMG, Josh. You have me covered in cum! This must be your 'cumshot oasis'.

by The_Real_Pilot July 3, 2014

cumshot 180

Somewhat similar to a cumshot but as you're about to cum you jump 180 degrees and hit a trick shot.

Yo fam, I heard you cumshot 180 that girl in the booty last night.

by Mr. Wordz November 10, 2015

CumshotWound

the big bang was based on this cumshot, It was the cumshot of evolution, a cumshot so incredibly fast and hard hitting that the guy who shot it died instantly and it hit another man making him have a hole in his genitailia and that one man later gave birth to another man and we named him woahman

i was fapping and my girlfriend walked in and I gave her a cumshotwound

by KumShotWounD June 3, 2017

Chocolate Cumshot

A Chocolate Cumshot is when a man finds himself shitting and climaxing at the same time.

I bet that guy would give a killer Chocolate Cumshot.

by Nerdeh July 13, 2016