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Cumspiracy

Let's rape that beyotch. If we get caught we'll tell them it was a cumspiracy so we all get the blame.
by JFight January 3, 2017
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Cumsaki

a hard jizz filled kleenex left over time.
HOLY CUMSAKI! jims gotta flush his jizz rags, could use this as a hockey puck for fuck sakes!
by pterodactal man February 15, 2017
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cumsponge

A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.
"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."

"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."
by RyderReacts October 24, 2018
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cumseption

Manual self stimulation while observing another manually stimulating yet another.
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1st comment: I'm jacking off to other people jacking off the other people...seems weird.
2nd comment: Cumseption.
by Briansue November 4, 2018
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Cumnap

When you get knocked out and wake up with someone’s {jizz}or {spunk} on you..
Damn had an altercation and got my ass knocked out... woke up and had some type of creamy watery substance on me.. fuck I just fell victim to a cumnap..

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by FoxaMilli November 17, 2018
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cumsac

Derogatory word for goo people, or slimey people.
I just came back from getting my shoe's cleaned and this fucking cumsac goo'd all over my shoes...
by Hermannnn October 20, 2019
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cumspawn

basically a kid being born from a dude cumming in a girl
Chad - “dude my kid is such a cumspawn”
Jacob - “what does that mean?”
Chad - “i cummed in a girl and 9 months later a kid came out”
by intureas December 6, 2020
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