Cumerade

A delicious blend of electrolytes, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and nice...warm...CUM!!!

for more info, go to this link:

http://cumerade.ytmnd.com

- Hey dude, did you bring the gatorade to the race for the runners??

- You mean Cumerade, right??

- What's that??

- Don't worry about it...(maniacal laughs)

by cumerade April 3, 2009

Camera Courage

The bravado and enhanced abilities that an athlete acquires when they are being filmed or photographed.

"Wow! There is no way I could have done that without a little camera courage!"

by JDMCG May 24, 2006

digital camera

A device which swells the ego of every affluent 14 year old on Myspace, prompting them to proclaim themselves a "photographer."

Digital cameras actually require no real talent, as one can set them to auto mode, fix any errors in one's photos by use of computer software, and do not require the user to know how to develop film or prints.

14 year old: Check out my new digital camera my parents bought me! Look at this cool angled photo of my face! I upped the contrast with photoshop.

by flannelumbrella October 17, 2007

camera whore

A person who takes lots of pictures of themselves, using a mirror or pointing the camera towards themselves.

_____'s myspace is filled up with pictures they took of themselves. What a camera whore.

Pete Wentz is such a camera whore.

by Wendy August 22, 2005

North Dakota Meat Camera

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.

That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

cumrag

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose

You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.

by MartinBlank March 30, 2005

camera

1. A device that can capture a frozen image of time itself.
2. An object capable of destroying lives.
3. A device that shows what you really look like.

1. Teh sun will nevere look the same.
2. This is a picture of my boss cheating on his wife. I used a camera to take the picture.
3. Person 1: Oh my god. Why didn't anyone tell me?
Person 2: You always looked like that, you dumbshit.
Person 1: Nooooooooooooo.

by we found a problem January 4, 2009