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An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".
The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!
by Nick D April 3, 2004
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coming apart

A phrase derived from the fascinating high school course, "Coming Apart: The US in the 1960s." The phrase is remarkably successful at irritating others when injected constantly into conversation especially when its use does not make sense. Potatoes and anchors are particularly sensitive to the phrase and exhibit signs of repulsion and are prone to violent behavior upon hearing it.
Person A: Dude, your shoelace is undone. It's coming apart.
Person B: What the heck?
Person A: Your understanding of what I'm saying is coming apart.
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: It looks like our friendship is coming apart.
Person B: Dude shut up.
Person A: Your ability to use words longer than one syllable is coming apart.
(Person B punches Person A)
Person A: My blood vessels are coming apart.
by InThe1960s February 28, 2009
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OH LAWD, HE COMIN

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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Anthony Cumia

Someone who has phony hair, pockmarks, no friends, fake teeth, an unquenchable thirst for transsexual peckahs, and a mooching loser brother who spends all day ranting about black people and politics on Twitter and blocking any- and everyone who disagrees with or insults him in an effort to create a safe space for himself. He's also a pedophile, racist, woman-biting loser.
Anthony Cumia, disgraced former shocking disc jockey, was arrested today for biting his child bride.
by AnthonyCumiaLovesTrannyCock February 11, 2018
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Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
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Coming Sideways

by Angelicbeauty10 January 10, 2010
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cum in me daddy

Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016
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