Angel Crust

The thick film that collects on the pants or undergarments of a female and begins to flake off or encrust after an extended amount of time.
It was a long day and when I got home, I discovered that the seams of my Seven jeans were full of Angel Crust. I am going to have to use some Spray and Wash before I throw them in the laundry.
by GirlTalk69696969 May 01, 2011
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penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex
"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"
by 4 Points October 15, 2009
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Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.
John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.
Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.
by Asshead December 07, 2005
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bust on the crust

A word first used by the three creepy whales group in Montreal, which means to have sex with ugly girl/guy becuz you are so damn horny . After having sex , you pull out the penius and ejaculate on her/his face face with a big fat load
I was so horny last night , so I called up my ugly Rozanna and bust on the crust
by The three Whales December 13, 2014
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crust hole

When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.
After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.
by Mikesbigass December 26, 2014
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Crust Labs

A condition in women that is analogous to the condition known in men as blue balls.
Such situation arises when a female is sufficiently aroused through foreplay with a man/women to the point at which her vagina becomes lubricated anticipating sexual penetration only for the man/women abruptly refusing to penetrate the aforementioned wet vagina.

Such an unexpected and non-erotic climax renders the lubrication of the vagina unnecessary and as a result it drys very rapidly forming a crust on the labia of the vagina.
1. Q: "Bro, did you put away that girl the other night? She was gagging for it"
A: "Na Bro, she wanted it but I said no and she got Crust Labs..... I still got a wristy though"
Q: "Niiiice"

2. Q: "Bro, did you bang that slut the other night?"
A: "Na Bro, I decided to Crust Lab her, that way she'll want it way more next time"
Q: "No doubt baby"
by deepseatrawling March 03, 2014
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