penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

Crunchberry

When fucking a man in the ass missionary style, and sucking his cock at the same time.

The other day I gave Cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!

by John Bergeron May 2, 2007

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.

"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"

by Sandy87 May 16, 2005

ass crunchies

dry ass hair which you come accross during anal-sex which has small hard lumps of shit attached to it.

e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your ass crunchies washed

by lb49cj July 21, 2006

Crunchies

Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.

Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.

by winchun April 29, 2010