crumped out

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.
by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012
mugGet the crumped outmug.

Country Crump

Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.
When Chris did the Country Crump all of the girls laughed and pointed.
by knot chris October 17, 2011
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johnald crump

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.
Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
by Piemann November 17, 2016
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"Benjamins" Crump

America's top black ambulance chaser parasite shyster lawyer.
Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.
by Dakawn Vick April 26, 2021
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Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.
Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!
by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013
mugGet the Crumping NOLOmug.

crump nuggle

to anally rape a naked toad-like species such as a dark elf
by Dredawg123 January 1, 2012
mugGet the crump nugglemug.

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