Knuckle Chowder

Ejaculation from masturbating.

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower

by ~Rosie January 28, 2008

okeechobee chowder

When a fly brotha runs his shit up in some stank-ass hoe's steezle, then busts a wizzo in tha vageezie whilst crushing a handful of saltines on tha balzak.

Last night homeboy gave that dank bitch the okeechobee chowder for coming home late.

by MrRong April 24, 2009

Chlamydia Chowder

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

chowder soup

When too many people get in a tiny hot tub and the water turns milky white.

That hot tub looks like chowder soup.

by jones32 March 30, 2015

Clam Chowder Swirly

A ritual from an orgy when all men ejaculate into a bowl, and after the females dump their heads in, in an orderly fashion

Sorry mom, I have to borrow your bowl from the kitchen cuz we need it for the clam chowder swirly later

by 89zamja May 18, 2015

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

Dirty Chowder

The act of sticking your own finger up your own ass and then wiping said finger across your upper lip.

Scott: I don't remember Derek ever having a moustache? When did he grow that?
Kelly: He doesn't. I heard he sticks his finger up his ass then wipes it under his nose. It's called the Dirty Chowder.
Scott: That is one sick fuck!!!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023