golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

stony crook

An uncreative nickname for Stony Brook University, a boring and socially inept university in the boring and socially inept region of Long Island, NY.

I can't wait to leave Stony Crook!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

COOCHIE CROOK

ONE WHO TAKES A COOCHIE AWAY FROM ANOTHER

I AM THE COOCHIE CROOK, DEAL WITH IT!

by SCOE September 25, 2008

JOSH crook

Such a sexy little boy. Josh crooks are white thin and have really thick sexy legs. Every girl (and boy) wants to touch his big tits and good ass.

Girl: damn look at that kids legs, tits and ass

Boy: oh yeh thick as, he’s such a josh crook

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

Ray Crook

A kid who is a serious lightweight and after one beer or one shot he's hammered.

Sam:Who is that kid? He's pulling a Ray Crook!

Mark:Oh that's Adam Schmidt, after his one beer he was wasted. He already threw up twice

by ALowrie October 17, 2011

halfway crook

A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"

by ACG2x March 4, 2005