Conehead

Something you call someone when they are absolutely oblivious to what’s happening. Usually used when someone claims to fry your router.

Dude A- You know what you said is messed up, I’m gonna fry ur router

Dude B- Shut up, u Conehead

by Cole Jarvis April 19, 2020

Twenty one crackheads

A group that is so addicted to twenty one pilots, that they need it like its crack.

Omg, they listen to every song of theirs, they are such twenty one crackheads!

by Tyler dun August 31, 2016

crackhead hair

The hairstyle worn by crackheads. Hair is very messy and all over the place. Sometimes also seen on people who just have woken up. Sometimes called bed head, Crackhead hair is much funnier.

Eric- Have you seen Matt this morning?
Jon- Yeah he has crackhead hair for sure.
Matt- Man I just smoked a bowl of crack

by truestorybro123 March 8, 2011

crackhead

1.a person on crack
2.a moron

"man that fools a crackhead."

by krystal hawk August 10, 2003

crackhead

This definition has absolutely nothing to do with cocaine. A crackhead is somebody that is addicted to smelling other people's cracks (the crack in their asses). It can be done with a willing recipient, an unwilling recipient whereby the culprit will 'sneek a snort' when convenient, or even partake in the inhaling of fumes emitted from someones chair, or soiled undies. At this time there is no known treatment available over the counter, however it's rumored the A.M.A. is addressing the issue.

Obadiah's lack of coherency became quite apparent after his long term habbit of snorting Big Edna's office chair. The red eyes and drooling have become quite pronounced and he no longer has the ability to utilize the restroom without assistance. He is the crackhead poster-boy.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

crackhead

1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.

Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!

by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006

Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead

...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.

by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008