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Crofting

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.
by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009
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Crouton

Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.

So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
Graupe: "What did you do last night?"

Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."

Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
by Lichstein February 12, 2006
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Crouton

1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.

2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."

2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"

3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."
by Plant February 9, 2004
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Crouton

Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.
by KingAssassainPro February 20, 2019
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crouton

A dry, breadlike food, of French origin, that is added to salads or eaten as a snack.
Americans consume more croutons in a year than the average French person ever will in a lifetime.
by AYB May 8, 2003
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crouton

a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined
I just blew my nose, do I have any croutons? No dude, not even a cornflake.
by Leysie January 10, 2008
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croxton

A frequent misspelling of the words crotch stain, pertaining to penile or clitoral smegma staining of under garments brought about by lascivious and lude thought or behaviour.
"Ohno, that porno's given my bags a croxton".
by dandylonggibbon January 29, 2004
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