Critication

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.

Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.

by Kentuckysunrise22 June 29, 2010

crit hax

In a Pokemon game, the opponent keeps getting critical hits. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge.

Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
Charmander used ember
CRITICAL HIT!
Bulbasaur used Tackle
You: CRIT HAX IM CALLING CRIT HAX

by Corshark December 23, 2013

crit pit

An Aussie whose missing a few chromosomes that likes to bang things on tables.

At lunch today, the crit pit threw Mountain Dew Kickstarts at the table while listening to Machine Gun Kelly.

by ZaCH328070 April 4, 2019

Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

Hypo-critic

A self-proclaimed critic who is especially fond of criticizing anything whilst being hypocritical.

John, "Hey man what's with Greg?"
Jack, "Oh he's just a hypo-critic, just ignore him."
John, "He's always so unmannerly and today he told me I'M rude. The nerve."

by misslyss. March 11, 2011

Random Crit

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.

Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012