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Citizen Dildo

One who is rich or in a position of high power but chooses to mingle or associate himself with lowerclass people. This term is usually issued to the person by his or her peers whom are also rich or in powerful positions.
I find it absolutely amazing that a self made billionair, such as Greg, would voluntarily be a citizen dildo.
by Larry March 26, 2004
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Citizens Bank

A bank in the New England, New York and the Mid Atlantic that survives in the industry by charging their customers riduculous amounts in fees and charges. It is owned and operated by white collared con-artists.
"Wow that Citizens Bank charged me a really hugh fee. Geez they really fucked me."
by XXX:]XX October 24, 2008
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Citizen

A type of men's haircut that is done to make the person look like an upstanding member of the community. The haircut is short, above the ears and off the collar.
Customer: Hey give me a citizen, I got a court date.
Barber: Will do, we'll get you off.
by Joe Iron May 17, 2007
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citizen

A member of a particular group. See also: flying the flag
"Bill's not gay. He's definitely flying the flag, but he's not a citizen. He's more of a metrosexual."
by oldbadger July 25, 2007
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Citizen King

A band that mixes hip-hop, punk, and funk all in one. They aren't very reconized but are amazing and have a similar sound to Fishbone
One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper,
Crank it to eleven, blow another speaker and
I ain't got, I ain't got much to loose
by Idiot Paranoia July 7, 2004
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The Senior Citizen

When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yourself so that it feels like an 85 year old is doing in. Can also be combined with the Stranger, The Danger Stranger, the Reverse or French-Grip, and can also be used with your significant other.
Oh man, I gave myself The Senior Citizen last night, and today I feel like I should eat some tapioca pudding, get in my Buick and drive slow in the high speed lane, or yell at kids to stay off my lawn.

I just gave myself The Senior Citizen and now I feel like playing Bingo.
by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009
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model citizen

A satisfying shit in which you don’t need to wipe/rinse because everything came out perfect and squeaky clean.
Wow! I just had a model citizen; very surprising considering all the Mexican food I’ve consumed lately!
by OughtTree August 8, 2018
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