criddle

to steal

yeah, I had to criddle that shit...

by iceman1 March 24, 2010

Criddle

v. To position one's self within a social setting such that one makes no meaningful contribution.

I'm just gonna go criddle over here for a bit.

Look at that dude. He's criddling so hard over there.

Hey, what are you doing?
I'm just criddlin'.

by Anhaga January 9, 2010

Crinkletoes

Someone with crippled toes or just mank feet.
AKA Club foot

All hail the mighty clubfoot in their war against the army of crab hands!

by CassieCooper September 11, 2005

Condom Crinkle

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

by MadMikey May 16, 2013

Cringle

The constant and usually spontaneous twitching and slight circular motion of the toes when love is felt.

Bob: Dude! You're cringling your toes wrong!
Ben: Then how do you do it??

Bob: You gotta make sure you twitch your toes in a slight circular motion! *demonstrates* See? NOW you're doing the cringle!

Ben: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *obnoxious laughter*
Both: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. roflmao

by TheWhippersnapperss April 4, 2010

criddler

An individual who breaks societal norms by begging for change, wearing tattered clothes, digging through garbage cans and abusing drugs. A nusiance. The dredge of society.

Look at that meth addicted criddler over there laughing at nothing, he has like 3 teeth left.

by BigManBeats October 31, 2008

crinkled starfish

Definition for anal opening/butthole.

I pounded her right in the crinkled starfish.

by tharper October 23, 2004