Channing Tatum

A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile

That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed

by Jiggle me dick May 2, 2013

craneing

Ripping a girls tampon out with your teeth than dipping it in your partners mouth

I can't play basketball tonight my neck is still so from craneing with your mum last night

by Doctor smear August 23, 2014

canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.

We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!

by billag16 October 28, 2010

canning

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.

Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.

by johnny got his gun July 15, 2008

Cranking

The practice of driving around residential areas (usually between the hours of 12-5 am), pulling up beside cars parked on the side of the street, and checking to see if they have been locked. If not, the car is stripped of anything inside. If so, the thieves move on. Cranking can also involve petty vandalism, leaving of handbrake off in a robbed car etc etc.
This practice originated in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria, and has spread throughout the state.

Dude, check out this sweet GPS I got out cranking last night!

by McDeath January 18, 2009

canning

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.

I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.

by lyserge May 29, 2010

channing

a verb meaning cutting up your food and then blowing on it

to chan, channed, channing

Lisa: OMG yesterday I was channing my food and it dropped on the floor
Steve: Jesus, sucks, channing is a fine art and is difficult to master
Lisa: Tell me about it. Oh well, better than having a burnt tongue or something
Steve: True, true.

by masterchan May 16, 2009