Cortex Sex

Giving a whole new meaning to "getting inside someone's head".
Alternate Def'n: When you are just THAT in sync with someone.

Wow, Jessica and Haskell always say the same things at the exact same time. They must be having cortex sex to always be thinking on the same wavelength....

by QED + lavroDJ February 3, 2014

corked snorkel

A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.

I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.

by d bagz August 15, 2014

Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices

I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

by JacobConvictG18 January 19, 2015

Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018

corned

when u own someone real good

Person 1: I just lost 40-0 in that tennis match
Person 2: you got corned

by MrGamer22 August 7, 2018

Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022

CORNED

WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.

WOW THAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS SO SMART, I CORNED THAT BITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022