Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

by bustapost October 14, 2023

living Constitution

A phenology in which the executive office is the judiciary.

The living Constitution is a paradigm in which the President is self-critical (jurist-in-chief) and physically embodies the letter of the Constitution.

"Living" law.

by metawave January 24, 2019

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982

The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias

THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts

by Cody5050 February 22, 2022

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

im a constitution

The term where a retard says he's not a libtard, he's a constitution

Me: Shut up libtard
Them(retard): Im not a libtard im a constitution

by TheGn0m3 September 26, 2019

Chastitute

A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.

Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!

by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004