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OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015
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Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.
My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!
by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008
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Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.
Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.
by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009
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Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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Compulsive Meeting Disorder

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.
Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?
by toejam16 June 24, 2019
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Cappuism

Bob told Josè he has begun Cappuism
by Bobble Head 264 November 1, 2021
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OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder)

call it what you like: but it's working on stuff other than work during work hours (& thus causing work problems).
Looks like Larry has a case of OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) as he never get's any work done because he is too busy googling and searching all day long!
by OCD Boy (Chicago) December 21, 2009
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