Cooper

A cooper is a short haired, blue eyed pitbull mix. Cooper loves to play hockey, though not very good at it, he really exels with his lower extremities. He also loves cocks and staring at himself in the mirror with his pit vipers on.

Who's that guy wearing pit vipers? Oh that's a cooper.

by Handsomebluetoprakehand June 23, 2022

Coopered

When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....

Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....

by Blackmaverick August 27, 2016

Cooper

He is gay has black hair probably likes his cousin and has the highest voice but nothings happening with puberty very short and probably has bad grades.

don't be short like cooper

by University of Tennessee September 25, 2020

Cooper

A boy who loves and cares for everyone he loves and is so cute

I wuv you

Who is that kid who is so cute he must be a cooper

by The boy that's cute January 3, 2020

cooper

the coolest person ever in the exsitance of time

cooper is so cool

hey cooper

by mrbeast9000 November 15, 2019

Cooper

Cooper is one of the greatest people you will ever meet, they r usually rlly tall. He is a animal lover who loves all of his friends. Coopers are loving, loyal, amazing and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you ever find a cooper. DONT LOSE THEM!

“Who’s your best friend”
COOPER

by charliidory<3 May 24, 2022

cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012