the coolest person ever in the exsitance of time
by mrbeast9000 November 15, 2019

Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....
by Blackmaverick August 27, 2016

The act wrapping ones legs around anothers head, locking ankles and forcing oral intercourse.
Also known as "Millering"
Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota
Also known as "Millering"
Native Origin: Midwestern United States specifically South Central Minnesota
by JoeCapone666 June 12, 2018

by The boy that's cute January 3, 2020

Cooper is one of the greatest people you will ever meet, they r usually rlly tall. He is a animal lover who loves all of his friends. Coopers are loving, loyal, amazing and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you ever find a cooper. DONT LOSE THEM!
“Who’s your best friend”
COOPER
COOPER
by charliidory<3 May 24, 2022

Eating or doing something very aggressively and/or greedily.
"did you see paul yesterday? he ordered a hamburger and ate it so cooperously that he finished the whole thing in 2 seconds flat"
by G. leaves January 16, 2010

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"
by bestservedcold August 6, 2012
