Cooney's

A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.

Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.

Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.

by CoryB35 January 2, 2011

Cooney

A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.

Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.

by grumpy dog March 10, 2017

Coosay

Another word for coochie, vagina, or pussy.

Used by youtube sensation Asia Star.

Eww, I can smell ya coosay.

by justanotherfan92 November 5, 2011

coony nigger bum

A dirty black man that chimps out when he sees thick women, expensive clothing, alcohol, etc. Basically a super nigger.

Would you really go all that way from LA to NYC for a concert to see a bunch of Coony nigger bums jump on a stage.

by CRAZYCRADDY October 31, 2017

coonass

The dumbass LSU fans.

I beat up some coonass at last year's game at that hole called Tiger Stadium.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Cooney

the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows

> Yo nick has been cooneyed he is sooo whipped

by smegma man and you an asshole February 26, 2009

Coony

To be as physically, emotionally, mentally, and socially COOL and FUNNY as stephanie and sevada.

"damn we're so coony"
Cool+Funny

by Stephanie and Sev December 15, 2008