Contradictionary

A word that defies the definition of a word as defined in a dictionary.

The Oxford Dictionary recently changed the definition of "literally" to include the figurative definition of "literally". There is therefore literally no definition for "literally" in the dictionary anymore. How contradictionary...

by tobmeister December 26, 2014

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

Or Could be something awesome with something bad attached.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Contradiction

Lying. Saying something and doing the opposite.

Do as I say, not as I do because the shit's so deep you can't run away.

I beg to differ. On the contrary, I agree with every word that you say.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

My wallet's fat and so is my head.

Hit and run and then I'll hit you again.

I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb.

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I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010

Contract Killer

an assassion for hire. paid to kill, and not leave a trace of evidence that can lead back to the customer.

I'm a contract killer, for my last hit i was paid $60K.

by Ric0 September 14, 2007

contradick

a person who is determined to contradict everyone merely for the sake of contradicting, therefore acting in a dickish manner

When I told him the interior was tan, he informed me that it was instead more of a sandy color, what a contradick

by soccerdude19 July 30, 2009

Contradictopatation

When it sounds like your contradicting someone,but your really not.

Tim:I'm getting bigger,aren't I?
Tat:You are SUPER buff!
Tim:Not yet.
Tat:Don't contradict me!
Tim:No,that was a contradictopatation.

by Tatyyyana September 20, 2010