Constrictopus

Someone who incredibly tightly wraps all their limbs around another persons full body in an attempt to cuddle for prolonged amounts of time.

“My partner is such a constrictopus! I couldn’t even scratch my nose for an hour!”

by PieniKissa February 6, 2019

Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.

Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.

by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009

conative

Mental processes directed towards action including impulse and desire

Conative as opposed to the cognitive relates to purposeful, but not necessarily rational action.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Contraversal

Another way of saying controversial

That was a very contraversal conversation

by Millennialtalk May 5, 2021

contrite

To stick a trident up your ass.

Sometimes I want to contrite myself.

by Cunty McDickbag March 12, 2014

Contriversy

A deliberately manufactured heated public disagreement.

All we need to sell our tee shirts is a good contriversy campaign.

by Kalab Havenstar August 24, 2018

Constrife

A verb, adjective or noun fitting any level of speech or meaning

William, why must you constrife me.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022