conor oberst

Beautiful. Perfect. Poetic.

If only there were more Conor Obersts in the world.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Conor

The only name to have been voted the sexiest and most awesome every year since the ONA (Official Naming Association) were conceived in 1987. Since then, those named Conor have lived up to this title and time and time again have proven that anybody with this name is both incredibly good looking, smart and funny and according to a recent study conducted by David W. Martin, Ph.D., anyone who does not agree with this is in fact mentally disabled to a substantial degree, with the main neurologically affected areas being those responsible for awesome and not being a little bitch.

If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.

To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.

All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.

"Man, that guy over there just saved the world from Godzilla", "Yeah and he's ridiculous good looking and must be amazing in bed, what a Conor"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"

by Jesus McAwesomesauce August 9, 2012

Conor Maynard

Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!

Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!

by powergirlxxx July 5, 2012

Conor

A charming, quick-witted gentleman.
Generally quite good looking.

Why can't all guys be more like Conor?

by gayforyou October 27, 2009

Conowanoist

A person who likes nothing in particular {such as race or sexual orientations}

Jen: Ew, why do you hang with johnny? He's a gay
Arianei: I'm a conowanoist

by MadeUpWordByThrowItOnMe September 15, 2010

Conowner

Someone who is not normal and constantly trolling you with pranks and just overall annoying. It is usually used as gamer slang and created by a group of teens who tried to say co-owner but aggressively changed it as an insult. Also used in a roast battle to stun your opponent. Goes in with the saying "mad cone".

Jimmy tried to start a flame battle, so a brought up the game I beat him in. He turned around and called me a Conowner and the crowd went silent. He walked away proud.

by BioHazard T-T March 31, 2020

Conor

someone who is the man

conor invented sombreos

Conor once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

If you were to know conors' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

by cobro_97 September 8, 2007