Homosexuality

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of

Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

chomosexual

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.

"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."

by Copper_head December 31, 2007

chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate

1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.

by nervedoc December 5, 2010

Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.

When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!

by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020

Homosexualitis

Homosexualitis is when one is diagnosed with the gay.

“Sir, you have homosexualitis.”
“Oof.”

by Soupem May 2, 2018

Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.

Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant

by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

romosexual

when guys, mostly cowboy fans, are in love with Tony Romo he is QB for the Dallas Cowboys. they love Romo more than life itself, wives, kids, and moms. They would suck his dick if that meant that Dallas would win the super bowl.

Hey Jim did you cathc any games on sunday?
Well Roger the only game to see was the Dallas game, where Tony was amazing, 233yds and 4 tds. He is mvp, superbowl mvp, all pro, he is 1/2 man 1/2 amazing 1/2 god. he is the only man with 3 halves.
Jim its offical you are a romosexual.

by Drew Armstrong November 9, 2007